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open door DC-8

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  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Feb-14 17:06:06 Anonymous coward said

    Mike
    #$%#^ Airlines. We aim to deliver.
    Right to your home.
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Feb-23 08:33:09 Anonymous coward said

    JoeDoc
    Skydiver: "Are you sure we're high enough?"

    Pilot: "Just pull your cord quickly."
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-May-01 11:57:08 Anonymous coward said

    Jimmy
    Joe's Rapid Air-Parcel Service - No waiting for the "big brown truck".
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-May-04 19:34:01 Anonymous coward said

    Dan
    GOD Bob what did you eat? Damn that's rank. We got passengers to pick up go back and air out the cabin .....

    With what there's no Glade.

    I don't know, open a door or something. GOD that's disgusting
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-May-23 02:00:26 Anonymous coward said

    Lt. Dan
    That was a Tampa Airlines DC-8, had just taken off from Miami (KMIA), door blew open and had to come back around and land. NO damage to the aircraft!
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jun-17 12:10:26 Anonymous coward said

    tylerTAF@hotmail.com
    The pilot was born in a barn!
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jul-04 13:54:49 Anonymous coward said

    D Garrison
    A back-up method of judging height above touchdown
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jul-22 07:24:30 Anonymous coward said

    sorin
    the pilot said:hey do you feel a breeze?
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jul-23 05:00:45 Anonymous coward said

    Method
    Pilot:Please close the window...It's so drafty!
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Sep-05 13:49:30 Anonymous coward said

    Hydra
    ***** Airlines , we deliver strait to your doorstep
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Dec-06 06:29:57 Anonymous coward said

    mech 1
    holy hell that was a door handle !?
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jan-07 01:35:13 Anonymous coward said

    Frank S.
    This is your pilot speaking, if you look out your left.....NO WAIT, I SAID JUST LOOK OUT YOUR LEFT.
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jan-07 01:36:19 Anonymous coward said

    Frank S.
    Somebody had bad gas.
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jan-22 23:11:00 Anonymous coward said

    Crash
    "Stop! Please stop!! I have to get off!"
    "Well, Ok...."
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-May-09 22:23:40 Anonymous coward said

    bob
    5, 4, 3, 2 awe shit
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-May-13 20:28:02 Anonymous coward said

    Hannah
    WHAT this is not the airport! And I don't what to jump out of the window!!:O
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-May-13 20:30:07 Anonymous coward said

    Hannah
    HAY WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? WHOSSH!!
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jun-04 22:01:19 Anonymous coward said

    crapweasel
    This is the new method the columbians have come up with to get the goods past the Customs agents.Just toss the shit in the parking lot before landing.
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Aug-09 10:55:07 Anonymous coward said

    MVD Jr.
    "Those connecting to our Pittsburg flight, please exit the aircraft at the forward left side as we pass over Gate 8, at a relaxed 160kts."
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Aug-18 00:18:35 Anonymous coward said

    Swivet
    This is the adress,,,,ok,,push it out!
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Aug-25 00:08:52 Anonymous coward said

    nutso
    What and idiot I was. I used to use my bicycle to deliver the newspaper. These guys are much smarter than I was at it.
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Sep-28 11:53:52 Anonymous coward said

    FFR-31_Driver
    Oops! *shuts door*
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Jan-18 21:32:03 Anonymous coward said

    WJP
    The flight was so smooth I thought we landed.
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Jan-23 12:29:35 Anonymous coward said

    Sean
    And this is how FedEx was able to drive UPS out of business.
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Apr-10 02:02:23 Anonymous coward said

    Airplanertarium
    And this is why airplanes rock
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Apr-10 02:02:42 Anonymous coward said

    oopsd
    poopoo
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Apr-11 16:38:05 Anonymous coward said

    buzzboy
    is that a new gunship door?
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-May-09 19:17:57 Anonymous coward said

    Rhino Guy
    I'm only gonna make this offer once.
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-May-31 22:19:09 Anonymous coward said

    mario the red baron
    Oh s@#t!!!
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Jul-09 23:26:42 Anonymous coward said

    Joe in England
    What?, were you born in a barn? Close that door already!
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Aug-02 21:26:05 Anonymous coward said

    Spity
    We've got to get some better inflight movies - that's the fifth person that's got up and walked out during a screening.
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Oct-26 15:15:38 Anonymous coward said

    PeterM
    Grannie, I've told you before NOT to wave to the kids just before we land!
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Nov-10 13:50:04 Anonymous coward said

    Pico
    Jet yawning: Are we there yet?!
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Feb-09 15:42:50 Anonymous coward said

    Parma Jack
    Bill Gates decides to take up skydiving.
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Feb-15 23:47:55 Anonymous coward said

    Steve-o
    In an attempt to cut costs, *&^%#~! Airlines is removing air conditioning from its fleet. If you get hot, the pilot can open the door for you!
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Mar-01 20:19:18 Anonymous coward said

    F-14 luver
    hey he's gonna jump
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Apr-17 05:29:50 Anonymous coward said

    cancun
    woohoo! spring break! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Aug-03 16:26:09 Anonymous coward said

    CAPT
    Im a pilot for Emirates A340-500 and i know that not a DC 8 u tit tylerTAF@hotmail.com
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Oct-05 19:59:14 Anonymous coward said

    widey
    Sit down tommy and close that window!
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Nov-19 11:38:58 Anonymous coward said

    Hey you, You forgot to close the door
    Hey, You forgot to close the door.
    SORRY!!!
  • Anonymous coward on 2008-Mar-24 01:50:30 Anonymous coward said

    jj
    Hey Dave..check out the view!! Dave? Anyone seen Dave?
  • Anonymous coward on 2008-Sep-23 00:37:51 Anonymous coward said

    daman
    what does this button do. well there goes all the passangers!
  • Anonymous coward on 2009-Oct-16 03:29:55 Anonymous coward said

    nrne
    an opendoor policy
  • Dr. Tracy Baker on 2011-Jun-03 09:21:44 Dr. Tracy Baker said

    Ok Fred, so I screwed up. Don't make a big thing about it! That's what they get for putting that button there.
  • Don on 2011-Dec-16 22:45:46 Don said

    hey didn't we have a Elephant in cargo when we took off !
  • JEAN M. ADAMS on 2015-May-07 12:09:35 JEAN M. ADAMS said

    There were times I wished they'd open the door (flying over my neighborhood) and let me out, but then, I was the flight attendant, and that's really not advisable. But look! It could be done.

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