Gumpster
Upon landing Pilot Bob had to call maintenance to have the seat removed from his rectum as for some reason it was sucked up...
on 2005-Jan-15 01:09:45 Anonymous coward said
zm
kentucky fried airlines !!!
on 2005-Feb-07 02:45:27 Anonymous coward said
MikeD
I only think we hit half of them so we should be ok.
on 2005-Feb-11 16:30:01 Anonymous coward said
Nik
MINE? MINE? MINE? MINE?
on 2005-Feb-23 19:29:13 Anonymous coward said
JEDI
Alfred hitchcock strikes again
on 2005-Mar-14 16:10:25 Anonymous coward said
tonto
BOOGY AT 1 OCLOCK, NO, 4, NO 3, NO 1, NO 5, ..............
on 2005-Apr-13 00:22:19 Anonymous coward said
DAVE
Inflight finner menu this evening is barbque duck.
on 2005-Jul-27 09:40:21 Anonymous coward said
Kapt'n
No, I'm not your mummy, now go away!!
on 2005-Aug-02 15:50:46 Anonymous coward said
kh
im a boring BA 757, not your daddy!
on 2005-Oct-28 06:12:21 Anonymous coward said
FFR-31_Driver
"AHHHHGGGGGHH!!! GET THEM OFF ME!!!
on 2006-Mar-25 23:00:29 Anonymous coward said
CHASE
THIS REDEFINES THE FRASE UGLY DUKLING
on 2006-Apr-14 19:39:51 Anonymous coward said
metallifrazz
54321 the birds are on the run!!!!!!!!!!! lol
on 2006-Apr-27 03:37:49 Anonymous coward said
crash
I do believe this is the first time I have seen someone use an entire lifetime of goodluck in one 3 second period.
on 2006-May-30 23:33:22 Anonymous coward said
james
there is no way that those birds are very close to that plane, prob right in front of the camera the air would be too turbulant
on 2006-Aug-10 16:46:05 Anonymous coward said
faxe
wmieszam się w tłum... hihi
on 2006-Sep-10 03:24:21 Anonymous coward said
a320 guy
Logbook squawk: WINDSHIELDS REQUIRE CLEANING (YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO THE SEAT COVERS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.)
on 2006-Nov-28 20:54:45 Anonymous coward said
who needs engines
"A near miss meant that the pay rise was granted to the Bird-scarer operators"
on 2007-Feb-17 19:12:29 Anonymous coward said
chadd
birds of a feather...
on 2007-Mar-26 08:09:35 Anonymous coward said
RPG
we love you mam
on 2007-Aug-17 21:19:20 Anonymous coward said
Reinaldo
if we are more he may get confuse and not hit us.
on 2007-Nov-11 13:54:59 Anonymous coward said
Me
Hitchcock.
on 2007-Nov-25 14:17:17 Anonymous coward said
backflyer
WARNING: the enemy has stuck on you.
on 2007-Dec-13 15:56:00 Anonymous coward said
Awesomeness Personified
SWARM!!!!!
on 2008-Feb-22 12:54:58 Anonymous coward said
Flyboy789123
"do you think they will see us?"
on 2008-Apr-15 10:39:52 Anonymous coward said
otcconan
"there is no way that those birds are very close to that plane, prob right in front of the camera the air would be too turbulant"
Other than mis-spelling turbulent, you're correct. Telephoto lenses cause this kind of illusion all the time.
on 2008-May-11 18:38:02 Anonymous coward said
frutti tutti
some1's good on photoshop..... =]
on 2008-May-21 03:39:36 Anonymous coward said
JOE3D
we are under attack
on 2008-Jul-02 22:02:42 Anonymous coward said
corey o
get your gun out...
on 2008-Jul-15 21:28:46 Anonymous coward said
just Bob
just think, the food is fresh.
on 2011-Feb-09 12:09:15 Dr. Tracy M. Baker said
Hey, Bob! Yeah, Frank. It never fails, you get your plane washed and waxed and a bunch of birds comes along. I'm going hunting this weekend and shoot every *&^% bird I see!!!
on 2012-Feb-13 13:41:19 bigg3469 said
A scene from "The Birds 2"
on 2013-Jun-08 09:19:37 psa said
BA have found a new ingenious fuel saving technology. A huge flock of birds is now carry local flights in to most mainland airports
on 2013-Sep-26 12:30:59 DrDrama said
We're gonna be in the Hudson........................!!!