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  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jan-27 08:27:38 Anonymous coward said

    TB
    Delta Airlines, putting your luggage first
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jan-30 21:18:58 Anonymous coward said

    09
    This airport has a baaaaddd FOD problem!
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Feb-23 08:37:21 Anonymous coward said

    JoeDoc
    Ground crew: "Captain, we've run out of room in the cargo bins."

    Pilot: "Just stuff it somewhere where no no one will see."
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Mar-01 02:20:42 Anonymous coward said

    TM
    no guys, thats just pratt and whitney's new engine test scenario. they ran out of frozen birds and blocks of ice...
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-May-01 02:43:59 Anonymous coward said

    matt
    Quick...hit the reverser and maybe no one will notice!
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-May-06 19:21:43 Anonymous coward said

    mtt@cinci.rr.com
    I told you that Delta sucks !
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jun-05 04:33:34 Anonymous coward said

    Goibneu@AOL.com
    Delta's attempt to increase it's freight
    capacity hits a small snag...
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jul-22 06:48:27 Anonymous coward said

    sorin
    i gues the pilot said: there's allways room for more
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Jul-26 02:23:15 Anonymous coward said

    Grunt
    Delta:
    Don't
    Even
    Leave
    The
    Airport
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Oct-08 13:49:52 Anonymous coward said

    fhgwgads
    where the f*** is my luggage
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Nov-16 10:37:48 Anonymous coward said

    Hawk
    I guess that's one way to warm up the in-flight meals.
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Dec-14 10:49:46 Anonymous coward said

    Blue Baron
    From an Ex Pan Amer, It couldn't have happened to a nicer Non-Union Airlines! Deltoid trying to put a square container in a round engine?
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Dec-17 21:49:02 Anonymous coward said

    Yo Joe
    That just ain't right.
  • Anonymous coward on 2004-Dec-18 12:51:22 Anonymous coward said

    skypilot
    Dude I said nothing stored outsided the long tube thingy
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jan-07 01:32:14 Anonymous coward said

    Frank S.
    You mean my luggage never really gets lost, it just gets eaten?
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jan-17 23:34:40 Anonymous coward said

    Kidt62
    Well, as everybody knows.....it takes two point three gigawatts of power generated by a flux capacitor to make time travel possible. And surely everyone at Delta realizes the fact that THAT IS NOT A FLUX CAPACITOR!!
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Jun-16 13:12:43 Anonymous coward said

    Rebl
    Huh?
  • Anonymous coward on 2005-Sep-28 11:19:15 Anonymous coward said

    FFR-31_Driver
    Oh no! They hit Snoopy!
  • Anonymous coward on 2006-Nov-29 20:07:41 Anonymous coward said

    JR Miller
    The world was turned on it's head today when a spokesman for Delta airlines announced today that the first ever recorded birth from an inanimate object accoured at thier facilities today. More at ten from eyewitness news. I'm Zed McDididitter, have a good evening.
  • Anonymous coward on 2007-Apr-17 05:35:45 Anonymous coward said

    birdie
    When a luggage container loves an engine very very much, the engines cowling will dilate to receive him. Sometimes however, the container is just to much for her to accept, which can lead to an awkward trip to the hanger.
  • Anonymous coward on 2009-Dec-18 08:50:34 Anonymous coward said

    Jim
    Hungry! Luggage...Mmmmm. Cannibalism.
  • Anonymous coward on 2010-Jul-20 12:43:16 Anonymous coward said

    DrTracy
    Hey Fred! Yeah John? The number 3 engine has a red light. Will you check that out?

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