JoeDoc
Ground crew: "Captain, we've run out of room in the cargo bins."
Pilot: "Just stuff it somewhere where no no one will see."
on 2004-Mar-01 02:20:42 Anonymous coward said
TM
no guys, thats just pratt and whitney's new engine test scenario. they ran out of frozen birds and blocks of ice...
on 2004-May-01 02:43:59 Anonymous coward said
matt
Quick...hit the reverser and maybe no one will notice!
on 2004-May-06 19:21:43 Anonymous coward said
mtt@cinci.rr.com
I told you that Delta sucks !
on 2004-Jun-05 04:33:34 Anonymous coward said
Goibneu@AOL.com
Delta's attempt to increase it's freight
capacity hits a small snag...
on 2004-Jul-22 06:48:27 Anonymous coward said
sorin
i gues the pilot said: there's allways room for more
on 2004-Jul-26 02:23:15 Anonymous coward said
Grunt
Delta:
Don't
Even
Leave
The
Airport
on 2004-Oct-08 13:49:52 Anonymous coward said
fhgwgads
where the f*** is my luggage
on 2004-Nov-16 10:37:48 Anonymous coward said
Hawk
I guess that's one way to warm up the in-flight meals.
on 2004-Dec-14 10:49:46 Anonymous coward said
Blue Baron
From an Ex Pan Amer, It couldn't have happened to a nicer Non-Union Airlines! Deltoid trying to put a square container in a round engine?
on 2004-Dec-17 21:49:02 Anonymous coward said
Yo Joe
That just ain't right.
on 2004-Dec-18 12:51:22 Anonymous coward said
skypilot
Dude I said nothing stored outsided the long tube thingy
on 2005-Jan-07 01:32:14 Anonymous coward said
Frank S.
You mean my luggage never really gets lost, it just gets eaten?
on 2005-Jan-17 23:34:40 Anonymous coward said
Kidt62
Well, as everybody knows.....it takes two point three gigawatts of power generated by a flux capacitor to make time travel possible. And surely everyone at Delta realizes the fact that THAT IS NOT A FLUX CAPACITOR!!
on 2005-Jun-16 13:12:43 Anonymous coward said
Rebl
Huh?
on 2005-Sep-28 11:19:15 Anonymous coward said
FFR-31_Driver
Oh no! They hit Snoopy!
on 2006-Nov-29 20:07:41 Anonymous coward said
JR Miller
The world was turned on it's head today when a spokesman for Delta airlines announced today that the first ever recorded birth from an inanimate object accoured at thier facilities today. More at ten from eyewitness news. I'm Zed McDididitter, have a good evening.
on 2007-Apr-17 05:35:45 Anonymous coward said
birdie
When a luggage container loves an engine very very much, the engines cowling will dilate to receive him. Sometimes however, the container is just to much for her to accept, which can lead to an awkward trip to the hanger.
on 2009-Dec-18 08:50:34 Anonymous coward said
Jim
Hungry! Luggage...Mmmmm. Cannibalism.
on 2010-Jul-20 12:43:16 Anonymous coward said
DrTracy
Hey Fred! Yeah John? The number 3 engine has a red light. Will you check that out?