Dave
Caught fire at the gate while parked for overnight maintenance work.
on 2005-May-27 22:13:17 Anonymous coward said
Joe
Hey, well now it's a convertable.
on 2005-Sep-01 11:12:41 Anonymous coward said
STE
"who left their bloody straighteners on???"
on 2005-Sep-29 09:43:39 Anonymous coward said
FFR-31_Driver
"Lu-cy! You have some eh-'splaining to do!"
on 2005-Oct-03 07:48:29 Anonymous coward said
majlogon
Captain, did you really need to eat at Chili's last night?
on 2006-Apr-19 23:42:54 Anonymous coward said
Rhino Guy
This is the real reason that smoking is prohibited on all flights.
on 2006-Jun-15 04:54:32 Anonymous coward said
crapponuts
that plane was flying upside down over a barbecue pit...
on 2006-Jun-29 15:08:53 Anonymous coward said
Buck
Is it breezy in here or is it just me?
on 2006-Jul-12 13:04:16 Anonymous coward said
The Dude
This is what happens when you light a match
on 2006-Nov-10 17:48:36 Anonymous coward said
Pico
American Trans Air eventually worked it out that the new, expansive skylights were defective
on 2007-Apr-25 00:28:31 Anonymous coward said
HHmmmmm
Hi! I'm your mechanic. So you said it's leaking fuel over here ehhh! No sweat! just let me grab my welder and we'll have you fixed in a jiffy.
on 2007-Aug-04 07:29:40 Anonymous coward said
Slider
Fun Jet - my A$$
on 2008-Jan-30 14:58:23 Anonymous coward said
Joe B.
I told you to wear our SPF-15...the sun's a real bugger on the backside!
on 2008-Feb-13 20:51:13 Anonymous coward said
RAMBO
Now I remember what was so important... there was supposed to be a meteor shower, not rain.
on 2008-Jun-30 15:05:11 Anonymous coward said
frutti tutti
hehe maybe i shouldnt of eaten all that airline food.....=] srry to whoeva waz on da plane and maybe i owe American trans a few million though....theyll neva kno...RIGHT!?!?!?