mtt@cinci.rr.com
Hey, joe, figuring out this weight&balance stuff really is a bi...
on 2004-May-07 16:45:36 Anonymous coward said
dlcarterjr@yahoo.com
Better shift that battery pack forward a little.
on 2004-May-13 06:51:41 Anonymous coward said
Mark S
Initial track testing of the new Mexican Jumping Bean Drag Racin' Wheelie machine
on 2004-Jun-11 02:06:41 Anonymous coward said
Goibneu@AOL.com
No, No...You wait until you're airborne
before you rotate!!!
on 2004-Jun-22 15:51:01 Anonymous coward said
TM
you have to rotate to become airborn. dont you know anything about flying?
on 2004-Jul-30 10:26:49 Anonymous coward said
Dave
"Jumping Jacks! Now fitted to our entire fleet!
on 2004-Aug-01 18:57:29 Anonymous coward said
Hopsterguy
Ringling Brothers has nothing on us!!
on 2004-Nov-08 13:41:50 Anonymous coward said
'Ol Pilot
"No big Deal. Cap'n just threw his wallet out the window."
on 2004-Dec-08 18:06:13 Anonymous coward said
big_dog_ttc11@hotmail.com
Well the captian saw a cat and he figured out it was Garfieled!!
on 2004-Dec-08 18:10:39 Anonymous coward said
jeessee2000@yahoo.com
The pilot saw a picture of my friend and threw up all over the window.
on 2004-Dec-16 15:37:12 Anonymous coward said
Doc-Dean
I said "SIT"!!
on 2004-Dec-17 21:47:37 Anonymous coward said
Yo Joe
Wow these hydrolics are sweet.
on 2005-Feb-04 22:06:04 Anonymous coward said
cessnafreak@yahoo.com
"are planes cant wait to get in the air!"
on 2005-Feb-06 07:55:42 Anonymous coward said
Jim
this was on local tv in Sydney, Australia at Kingsford Smith Intl airport. story was that 4wd suv as cargo was moved inside the aircraft w/out a balance check done.
on 2005-Jun-04 22:32:09 Anonymous coward said
crapweasel
This is a common occurance in cities where Jenny Craig holds conventions.The "FLIGHT ATTENDANTS" should attend special classes on proper seating of overweight passengers.
on 2005-Jul-03 16:54:51 Anonymous coward said
martinelli
Reminds me of a story about a DC-3 carrying a crated engine that broke loose. Fortunately cargo prevented it from sliding too far back. The elevators were marginally able to keep the thing from stalling on landing.
on 2005-Aug-09 09:22:16 Anonymous coward said
jo
finaly got the scratch!
on 2005-Aug-18 00:23:05 Anonymous coward said
Swivet
Obesity is a terrible disease. Everyone up front!!
on 2005-Aug-19 22:08:58 Anonymous coward said
real canadian
made in china
on 2005-Aug-29 03:22:50 Anonymous coward said
watcher
Some of you people REALLY need to learn how to spell and type. Some of your crap is actually hard to understand.
on 2005-Sep-28 12:26:57 Anonymous coward said
FFR-31_Driver
I guess tailwheels weren't such a bad idea, after all.....
on 2006-Jan-10 19:47:44 Anonymous coward said
asdasd
took off a bit early
on 2006-May-26 18:09:10 Anonymous coward said
DJ
The plane really neede to crap...
on 2006-Jun-19 01:30:29 Anonymous coward said
Pilot
I had to get the fat a.. out
on 2006-Aug-03 02:06:46 Anonymous coward said
Spity
Alright - who booked all the contestants of 'The Biggest Loser' show at the back of the aircraft?
on 2006-Oct-25 06:39:27 Anonymous coward said
John
What a pitty...
on 2006-Nov-10 14:46:18 Anonymous coward said
PIco
Ahhhh ... this butt paste is doing the trick!
on 2007-Mar-08 00:17:01 Anonymous coward said
thisplanetforsale
and as they loaded my aunt's luggage into the aft cargo hold......
on 2007-Jul-19 11:03:21 Anonymous coward said
powerleg5
Sam, I told you to lay off them burgers!
on 2007-Jul-24 13:59:43 Anonymous coward said
Me
viagra at work!
on 2007-Oct-30 04:48:13 Anonymous coward said
PDelta41
Yeah, but aren't you supposed to rotate while the aircraft is MOVING?
on 2007-Nov-19 12:02:37 Anonymous coward said
Ho, I can belive I ate the whole thing
Ho, I can belive I ate the whole thing
on 2007-Dec-13 12:04:30 Anonymous coward said
tom
i guess the plane drag race is off then
on 2007-Dec-14 07:14:24 Anonymous coward said
oha
NASIL OLUYORBE
on 2008-Feb-06 18:01:49 Anonymous coward said
Itsk
There are too many Americans at the back of the plane :: will all fat Yanks move forward.
on 2008-May-27 14:41:02 Anonymous coward said
Garrett P
Bradley got into another plane and
his weight was a factor in the
grounding!!!
on 2010-Jan-30 20:40:58 Anonymous coward said
Cargo plane employee
This is not really that funny. It is the worst nightmare of cargo plane loading personnel. Imagine you feel the plan starting to tip under your feet, suddenly everything goes dark and you can hear the sound of the pallet in the door rushing towards you...and you have nowhere to go. CREEPY!!
on 2010-Oct-25 16:37:51 Anonymous coward said
spinproctor
"Dammit, I told you to fuel it first!"
on 2010-Oct-25 16:42:31 Anonymous coward said
flyby
sickest thought of the day: "We're not going to clear it! Blow the doors!"
on 2010-Oct-25 17:00:10 Anonymous coward said
spinproctor
"Next time, maybe you'll remember to pull out before dropping your load."