David
No Captan! The tower said watch for water on the runway
on 2005-Mar-21 06:40:11 Anonymous coward said
GH Klingström
and wait: We now get the latest report from **** about a 70 m long white shark swimming around the local beach... we will keep you updtated
on 2005-May-27 22:16:18 Anonymous coward said
Joe
I think that planes are supposed to land on runways.
on 2005-Aug-09 13:06:24 Anonymous coward said
747
He is doing a dog padel what it looks like
on 2005-Sep-09 15:36:04 Anonymous coward said
JiGiToL
I thought this plane had floats! Hmm....
on 2005-Sep-11 02:45:31 Anonymous coward said
einspritz
ekranoplan!
on 2005-Sep-28 12:07:12 Anonymous coward said
FFR-31_Driver
Apparently, Boeing's attempts at building a 747 flying boat were less than successful.
on 2005-Dec-08 06:18:18 Anonymous coward said
Flieger
There was no problem landing here 6 Month ago!!!
on 2006-Jan-19 15:25:37 Anonymous coward said
cacflyer
They don't charge more for using the runway, do they?
on 2006-Jan-23 12:32:23 Anonymous coward said
Sean
Cuban Airline, getting you to the beach faster than the competion!
on 2006-Feb-15 02:10:17 Anonymous coward said
Bambino
This is a 21st century passenger submarine!
on 2006-Mar-23 22:57:31 Anonymous coward said
eman_woods
you mean to tell me this thing can't float?!
on 2006-May-31 22:22:59 Anonymous coward said
mario the red baron
I could swim!
on 2006-Jun-04 17:20:15 Anonymous coward said
Vander Marquall
Damn duck got away again...
on 2006-Aug-02 21:29:12 Anonymous coward said
Spity
When you were told this plane needed a bath - THIS is not what they ment!
on 2006-Nov-10 14:01:53 Anonymous coward said
Pico
Pilot on intercom: Whats wrong? We assumed you liked the beach.
on 2007-Feb-09 15:57:22 Anonymous coward said
Truman
As jet prices increase, some carriers are forced to take to the waterways...
on 2007-Mar-01 20:17:44 Anonymous coward said
F-14 luver
just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming
on 2007-Mar-07 22:36:41 Anonymous coward said
thisplanetforsale
^ oh great.. thanks f-14.. now i have that song in my head!!!.....
Pilot: "Welcome to Kansai International.. also known as the sinking airport"
on 2007-Apr-17 20:02:30 Anonymous coward said
PADI
Congratulations Flight 325, you are now a certified open water diver!
on 2007-Jun-07 21:25:26 Anonymous coward said
cat
The passengers were complaining that they were hot
on 2007-Jul-19 09:28:07 Anonymous coward said
powerleg5
Hey Dad! Look what I caught!
on 2007-Jul-23 08:13:20 Anonymous coward said
Nile
Lets stick to the air next time
on 2007-Aug-05 01:24:14 Anonymous coward said
Ropinlizard
Proof that even planes started as fish and came onto land then took to the air.
on 2007-Oct-05 20:05:15 Anonymous coward said
widey
And so the reinvention of the seaplane/flyingboats begins....
on 2007-Oct-05 20:06:02 Anonymous coward said
widey
I F*cking told you this plane didn't have WIG capability!
on 2007-Oct-30 04:14:15 Anonymous coward said
PDelta41
That plane isn't sinking, it's sunk.
on 2007-Nov-12 11:57:20 Anonymous coward said
Me
Crappy Newbie Pilots.
on 2007-Nov-19 11:42:04 Anonymous coward said
Big Deal. I can swim no hands too...
Hey I can swim no hands too
on 2007-Nov-30 09:18:25 Anonymous coward said
chimbre raid
"Tu vois bien qu'on a pied!"
on 2007-Dec-23 15:06:43 Anonymous coward said
down under hunter
Crikey, mate!
I've just discovered a gigantic white Boeing-Gator!
on 2008-Jan-30 11:20:41 Anonymous coward said
Joe B.
With these higher operating costs, it's amazing how much money we can save on tires...and we also always have a clean airplane!
on 2008-Feb-15 11:27:57 Anonymous coward said
dutch meister
the airport manager thought it would be a good idea to flood the runway. 1 minute after this accident, he was sent to a mental institution!
on 2008-Mar-13 21:02:05 Anonymous coward said
Air4ceFlyBoy
Aim point, airspeed, aim point, air speed...hey, captain, check out the bikinis on those chicks!
on 2008-Mar-24 01:55:28 Anonymous coward said
jj
Pilot to FO "Hey, check it out..didn't even got my feet wet".
on 2008-May-21 11:06:02 Anonymous coward said
cb121
now all we need is a prop, and so flots
on 2008-May-25 19:06:22 Anonymous coward said
Leo
Pufff, we almost land... 3ft more for the next
on 2011-Jun-18 17:01:55 errrborne said
Good moaning, ladies n gentlemen, welcome on board for your trip directly to the best beaches. Water temperature at our destination....
on 2011-Oct-19 14:08:57 Dr. Tracy Baker said
Fred? Yeah, John. I thought we had a discussion about brakes versus throttle. This sets back your progress in flight school.
on 2012-Jan-15 21:44:12 Andrew said
tower: uhh* planes tail number* advise pulling up to avoid splash down. Pilot: ok roger. * splash* tower: Y U NO LISTEN?!?
on 2014-Feb-14 01:14:06 Shyam Sharma said
ah...please fasten your seat belt...we are ready for take-off....