Mike
#$%#^ Airlines. We aim to deliver.
Right to your home.
on 2004-Feb-23 08:33:09 Anonymous coward said
JoeDoc
Skydiver: "Are you sure we're high enough?"
Pilot: "Just pull your cord quickly."
on 2004-May-01 11:57:08 Anonymous coward said
Jimmy
Joe's Rapid Air-Parcel Service - No waiting for the "big brown truck".
on 2004-May-04 19:34:01 Anonymous coward said
Dan
GOD Bob what did you eat? Damn that's rank. We got passengers to pick up go back and air out the cabin .....
With what there's no Glade.
I don't know, open a door or something. GOD that's disgusting
on 2004-May-23 02:00:26 Anonymous coward said
Lt. Dan
That was a Tampa Airlines DC-8, had just taken off from Miami (KMIA), door blew open and had to come back around and land. NO damage to the aircraft!
on 2004-Jun-17 12:10:26 Anonymous coward said
tylerTAF@hotmail.com
The pilot was born in a barn!
on 2004-Jul-04 13:54:49 Anonymous coward said
D Garrison
A back-up method of judging height above touchdown
on 2004-Jul-22 07:24:30 Anonymous coward said
sorin
the pilot said:hey do you feel a breeze?
on 2004-Jul-23 05:00:45 Anonymous coward said
Method
Pilot:Please close the window...It's so drafty!
on 2004-Sep-05 13:49:30 Anonymous coward said
Hydra
***** Airlines , we deliver strait to your doorstep
on 2004-Dec-06 06:29:57 Anonymous coward said
mech 1
holy hell that was a door handle !?
on 2005-Jan-07 01:35:13 Anonymous coward said
Frank S.
This is your pilot speaking, if you look out your left.....NO WAIT, I SAID JUST LOOK OUT YOUR LEFT.
on 2005-Jan-07 01:36:19 Anonymous coward said
Frank S.
Somebody had bad gas.
on 2005-Jan-22 23:11:00 Anonymous coward said
Crash
"Stop! Please stop!! I have to get off!"
"Well, Ok...."
on 2005-May-09 22:23:40 Anonymous coward said
bob
5, 4, 3, 2 awe shit
on 2005-May-13 20:28:02 Anonymous coward said
Hannah
WHAT this is not the airport! And I don't what to jump out of the window!!:O
on 2005-May-13 20:30:07 Anonymous coward said
Hannah
HAY WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? WHOSSH!!
on 2005-Jun-04 22:01:19 Anonymous coward said
crapweasel
This is the new method the columbians have come up with to get the goods past the Customs agents.Just toss the shit in the parking lot before landing.
on 2005-Aug-09 10:55:07 Anonymous coward said
MVD Jr.
"Those connecting to our Pittsburg flight, please exit the aircraft at the forward left side as we pass over Gate 8, at a relaxed 160kts."
on 2005-Aug-18 00:18:35 Anonymous coward said
Swivet
This is the adress,,,,ok,,push it out!
on 2005-Aug-25 00:08:52 Anonymous coward said
nutso
What and idiot I was. I used to use my bicycle to deliver the newspaper. These guys are much smarter than I was at it.
on 2005-Sep-28 11:53:52 Anonymous coward said
FFR-31_Driver
Oops! *shuts door*
on 2006-Jan-18 21:32:03 Anonymous coward said
WJP
The flight was so smooth I thought we landed.
on 2006-Jan-23 12:29:35 Anonymous coward said
Sean
And this is how FedEx was able to drive UPS out of business.
on 2006-Apr-10 02:02:23 Anonymous coward said
Airplanertarium
And this is why airplanes rock
on 2006-Apr-10 02:02:42 Anonymous coward said
oopsd
poopoo
on 2006-Apr-11 16:38:05 Anonymous coward said
buzzboy
is that a new gunship door?
on 2006-May-09 19:17:57 Anonymous coward said
Rhino Guy
I'm only gonna make this offer once.
on 2006-May-31 22:19:09 Anonymous coward said
mario the red baron
Oh s@#t!!!
on 2006-Jul-09 23:26:42 Anonymous coward said
Joe in England
What?, were you born in a barn? Close that door already!
on 2006-Aug-02 21:26:05 Anonymous coward said
Spity
We've got to get some better inflight movies - that's the fifth person that's got up and walked out during a screening.
on 2006-Oct-26 15:15:38 Anonymous coward said
PeterM
Grannie, I've told you before NOT to wave to the kids just before we land!
on 2006-Nov-10 13:50:04 Anonymous coward said
Pico
Jet yawning: Are we there yet?!
on 2007-Feb-09 15:42:50 Anonymous coward said
Parma Jack
Bill Gates decides to take up skydiving.
on 2007-Feb-15 23:47:55 Anonymous coward said
Steve-o
In an attempt to cut costs, *&^%#~! Airlines is removing air conditioning from its fleet. If you get hot, the pilot can open the door for you!
on 2007-Mar-01 20:19:18 Anonymous coward said
F-14 luver
hey he's gonna jump
on 2007-Apr-17 05:29:50 Anonymous coward said
cancun
woohoo! spring break! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
on 2007-Aug-03 16:26:09 Anonymous coward said
CAPT
Im a pilot for Emirates A340-500 and i know that not a DC 8 u tit tylerTAF@hotmail.com
on 2007-Oct-05 19:59:14 Anonymous coward said
widey
Sit down tommy and close that window!
on 2007-Nov-19 11:38:58 Anonymous coward said
Hey you, You forgot to close the door
Hey, You forgot to close the door.
SORRY!!!
on 2008-Mar-24 01:50:30 Anonymous coward said
jj
Hey Dave..check out the view!! Dave? Anyone seen Dave?
on 2008-Sep-23 00:37:51 Anonymous coward said
daman
what does this button do. well there goes all the passangers!
on 2009-Oct-16 03:29:55 Anonymous coward said
nrne
an opendoor policy
on 2011-Jun-03 09:21:44 Dr. Tracy Baker said
Ok Fred, so I screwed up. Don't make a big thing about it! That's what they get for putting that button there.
on 2011-Dec-16 22:45:46 Don said
hey didn't we have a Elephant in cargo when we took off !
on 2015-May-07 12:09:35 JEAN M. ADAMS said
There were times I wished they'd open the door (flying over my neighborhood) and let me out, but then, I was the flight attendant, and that's really not advisable. But look! It could be done.